Witness 007

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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  Witness 007

  Im alive jookbeard!! Started this post 8 years ago. Alot of people have healed, got married got divorced moved on.
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  Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... Yes it's a REAL church.

  by SecretSlaveClass in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  now this is a church an athiest would be really happy with.

  hilarious!.

  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/flying_spaghetti_monster.

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  Witness 007

  Iam a member but not yet baptized....they expect you to take your car licence photo with a spagetti strainer on your head....Im not ready to commit yet. (True story)
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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  Witness 007

  No deaths this year...these "overlap generation" guys are very healthy....by living they are holding back the winds of armagedon!! Just lay down and do the world a service!
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  Watchtower 1973 - "Dinosuars WERE on Noah's Ark"!!! College educated response??

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  witnesses hate college education, and why would you need one when you have our "spiritual food" the watchtower answering science questions.. watchtower 1973 july 15 p.7 questions from readers.. "when did dinosaurs go extinct?

  -they may have disappeared during the flood of noahs day.

  not all of them were of gigantic size.

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  Witness 007

  My wife was told off by an Elder for not saying the "day" was 7000 years during her talk. She told him straight she did not believe that and he let it go!
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  Craziest Yearbook experience EVER brother silences talking snake????

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. beliefs

  yearbook 1967 p.105 chad africa- "..a large crowd were following a man with a talking serpent.

  the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues.

  a brother went to the house and as soon as he entered the serpent went silent.

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  Witness 007

  Sparky1 yeah thats it..lol
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  Watchtower 1974 says FAT Brothers will be disfellowshiped and not enter Paradise!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  someone at bethel dinning room was hogging all the bread rolls!!!

  would a brother on the writting dep.

  dare vent his frustration thru the spiritual food our watchtower???

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  Witness 007

  If you have a big gut it means you are eating alot more then your body needs....common sense.
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  Watchtower 1974 says FAT Brothers will be disfellowshiped and not enter Paradise!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  someone at bethel dinning room was hogging all the bread rolls!!!

  would a brother on the writting dep.

  dare vent his frustration thru the spiritual food our watchtower???

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  Witness 007

  Someone at Bethel dinning room was hogging all the bread rolls!!! Would a brother on the writting dep. dare vent his frustration thru the Spiritual food our Watchtower??? YEP!

  Watchtower 1974p.167 "By over indulging in food he fails to show love for Jehovah. Is food a big thing in his life? Does he selfishly ignore the needs of others and take more than his fair share? Is he grossely overweight but shows no restraint? He HAS NO PLACE IN THE CONGREGATION OF GOD...HE WILL NOT INHERIT GOD'S KINGDOM."

  Watchtower 1978 12/15 p.9 "He may make it impossible for diners to eat to satisfaction. For this reason he may be dispised...THEY MAY SHUN HIM...GODS KINGDOM WILL BRING LAW DYFYING GLUTTONS TO AN END..."
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  Funny video but not for our New Zealand friends

  by barry in

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  www.youtube.com/watch?v=jarklg_lhfo

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  Witness 007

  Lol ha so funny. Good thing we just cant be stuffed.
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  Craziest Yearbook experience EVER brother silences talking snake????

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yearbook 1967 p.105 chad africa- "..a large crowd were following a man with a talking serpent.

  the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues.

  a brother went to the house and as soon as he entered the serpent went silent.

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  Witness 007

  Someone passed in this "personal witnessing experience" but seriously a talking snake??? Maybe it was a "Muppet show" snake. A sock on the mans hand?? "
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  Craziest Yearbook experience EVER brother silences talking snake????

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yearbook 1967 p.105 chad africa- "..a large crowd were following a man with a talking serpent.

  the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues.

  a brother went to the house and as soon as he entered the serpent went silent.

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  Witness 007

  Yearbook 1967 p.105 Chad Africa- "..a large crowd were following a man with a talking serpent. The serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues. A brother went to the house and as soon as he entered the serpent went silent. The man yelled "a magican has entered the room!" The brother replied: "Is that a serpent or demon that is talking to you? Since God created man not one serpent has talked except one in the garden of Eden....his serpent remained silent and the man left...later he was eager to get some literature..."

  (I feel that the brother who related this experience may have exagerated a bit, but how did the writers let this one in the 1967 yearbook!!!